nownovels Chapter 232 The Restless File
Chapter 232 The Restless File
Chapter 232 The Restless File
Alton didn't seem to be able to find an excuse to refute, and said for a while: "Anyway, the people from the Department of Dangerous Black Magic Items are already counting the lost Loken lodestone to see how it was lost. There should be news soon. Dangerous Douglas, the director of the Department of Dark Magic Items, is on vacation, and they are contacting him back. I remember that I had an old document from the Ministry of Magic last time, which recorded the Loken Magnet incident. Come!"
Alton picked up his wand and cast a coming spell, a dusty red suitcase rushed down from the attic and landed on the coffee table, and a few pieces of parchment behind it also floated from the study. , falling on top of the box.
"Oh, what a hassle. I don't know where that document is piled up in this box. The Feilai Curse can't find it out, because I forgot what that document looks like."
Alton was helpless looking at this suitcase. There were at least a thousand documents piled up here. The Ministry of Magic had to write a report every time they confiscated a magical Muggle item. Alton had worked in the Ministry of Magic all his life. I don't know how many reports were written.
"Grandpa, you've been tired all day, go to sleep first, I'll look for it, I just happen to be idle." Mo Lin volunteered.
Alton was indeed very tired, he nodded, and then lay down on the sofa and snored softly and fell asleep. Maureen brought the blanket to cover him, then pulled the suitcase over and opened the buckle.
The suitcase is not big, maybe even smaller than Molin's schoolbag, but when he opened the suitcase, he realized that the size of the suitcase cannot be judged from the appearance alone. The capacity is very large. Alton's suitcase is at least as big as Maureen's bedroom, and there are countless documents piled up in it.
"That's why I don't want to work for the Ministry of Magic."
Maureen had no interest in working in the Ministry of Magic at all. Although Alton wanted to introduce Maureen to the Ministry of Magic after Maureen graduated, Maureen had watched Alton write paperwork reports every day since he was a child, which was really boring. He was really not interested in this kind of work.
He leaned half his body into the suitcase, started from the least pile of documents at the bottom of the suitcase, and pulled out several green bark folders. There is a faint floral fragrance.
"Really, what is this!" Mo Lin couldn't help muttering.
He grabbed a twig from the bark of the folder, opened the folder, and found a damaged box inside. From the yellowed text on the box, he knew that this was a cursed osmanthus tree. In the Muggle's back garden, but one day the osmanthus tree kept swinging back and forth, frightening the Muggles.
Alton couldn't break the magic, so he simply sealed it in a small box, then directly covered it in a folder, and signed the report. As a result, after so many years, the tree broke the box, and the folder became The bark is gone.
"Go aside!" Mo Lin threw the bark folder into the corner of the box, and continued to look through the next folder.
Maureen soon realized that going through Alton's files was a huge challenge.
God knows how many cases of misuse of Muggle items Alton dealt with before retiring. Anyway, every time he handles a case, he has to write a report, and some documents and photos are taken for records, which record all kinds of Muggle misery.
When Molin looked through the documents, he saw all kinds of incredible things, such as braces that can make people lose their teeth. After a 15-year-old Muggle used braces, all his teeth fell out. In the end, it was Alton who helped to fix the braces with magic. Talking about fake gold teeth, Alton expressed his satisfaction in the way he handled it in the report, and felt that he made the boy walk with confidence and demeanor.
It's a pity that the photo of this young man with golden teeth is black and white. At that time, the photo was not in color, and Mo Lin couldn't tell what he looked like, but he always felt a little weird. Aren't you afraid of being robbed and pulled out by gangsters in an alley?
What else is there to put on high heels that make you want to dance a swan dance, books that have been cast with a sleepy spell, and you will doze off when you read a book, drink Muggle mineral water that sticks out your tongue like a dog, and you will be stabbed in the buttocks unexpectedly Chairs, hats that make people lose their hair...
When Maureen opened a brown folder, he was bitten by the folder, which seemed to contain a biting parchment, and Alton reported that he had bitten the noses of fifty Muggles.
Some Muggle items that cannot remove the curse are directly sealed in folders, and those that can remove the curse will leave some photos and reports. Molin can’t tell which folders are real reports and which folders are Magic items, so he can only find them one by one.
Then he was burned three times by the folder, bitten six times, and when the folder was opened, a mouth appeared on a piece of paper inside, uttering all kinds of ugly words to scold him.
"You are the stupid one! Your mother is crackling, your father is crackling, your whole family is clanging..."
Mo Lin found that as soon as he came into contact with this piece of paper, he also had the urge to swear for no reason, so he scolded the piece of paper for 5 minutes, but he couldn't scold him, so he covered the folder, that kind of swearing The thought disappeared.
He felt that the work of the Misuse of Muggle Substances Department was really boring. In order to keep a case record, he made it difficult to look through the documents.To save trouble, he simply climbed into the suitcase, sat at the bottom of the suitcase, and yawned as he flipped through the files.
"A toilet that screams, it's not... an umbrella that attracts lightning, it's not... a range hood that spews smoke, what kind of thing is that... it's... oh! What the hell? Seriously? Not even a toy Will you hit someone?"
Mo Lin clutched his head, opened a folder just now, and a strange looking toy man jumped out of it, with blue and red all over his body, shouting what he was "Optimus Prime, ready to destroy Megatron", and then The plastic parts all over his body cracked and rolled for a while, turning into a truck the size of a palm, and slammed into his forehead hard.
"I don't care if you are Optimus Prime or Megatron, you just go back honestly!"
Maureen chased the toy truck through the high piles of papers before he held it down and shoved it roughly back into the folder.
This toy originally belonged to a Muggle child, but it was inadvertently cast a spell on it. As a result, the spell couldn't be removed, so it was locked up by Alton.
"What about the Cybertron planet, its destruction is not an excuse for you to bump into people casually, okay! Have you learned the basic Muggle traffic rules?"
Annoyed, Maureen threw the folder where Optimus Prime was detained into the pile of documents that had already been checked, but suddenly a dozen or so Muggle toys of various shapes popped out from another folder, and these Muggle toys shouted their The slogan ran in the pile of documents.
"Damn it, you guys go back!" Mo Lin hurried over to prevent those toy people from escaping from prison.
Then he was bitten by a big green giant toy model, a silk-spitting toy man who called himself Spiderman covered all the piles of documents with cobwebs, and a toy man who called himself Doctor Who looked serious Said to take him to time travel, travel through time and space, and save the world.A tall Superman toy man with his underwear on and his cape on kept beating him up for world peace.
"How can you maintain world peace if you don't even know how to wear underwear!"
Morin held Superman's foot and locked it up, but behind him a toy monkey who claimed to be the Monkey King kept beating him with a stick that could stretch and shrink, clamoring to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, and another one who claimed to be the Monkey King Xia's toy man kept shooting soybeans at him, saying that he would use a high-energy laser cannon to destroy him.
"It's not over yet, I don't want to lose face? You bastards!" Mo Lin pulled out his wand angrily.
(End of this chapter)