I Just Memorized The Plot. Did You Tell Me To Change The Script?

Chapter 152 Eve

"Remember, don't show your fox ears and tail when you go out!" Xie Chun warned again and again.

"knew......"

Bai Ling nodded aggrievedly, as if Xie Chun had done something heinous to him.

Xie Chun's tone softened: "I don't mean to hurt you, I just want to introduce you to the rules of the human world."

"Okay~"

A smile appeared on Bai Ling's face again, and she gently held his arm, looking at him with a pair of red eyes without blinking.

Xie Chun sighed: "Let's go then, I will take you to buy clothes."

We can't really let her wear Jiang Jinhua's flimsy clothes all the time. She will be suffocated after a long time.

Of course, he just gave a few warnings. If the fox's tail really showed up outside, he could also find a publicist to clean up the situation. If he asked, he was cosplaying.

Xie Chun didn't believe that anyone could tell that she was a fox turned vixen?

It doesn't make sense.

After confirming that he was sober, Xie Chun took Bai Ling into the car, turned on the navigation and headed to the scheduled shopping mall.

Along the way, Bai Ling sat in the passenger seat, tapping left and right, looking at everything that seemed novel.

Why am I surrounded by problem children?

He could still find a prenatal tutor to train her to speak. Is it possible that Xie Chun would have to find a teacher for her who understands the human world now?

Can the girl with glasses from last time still work part-time?

"The needle that moves is the instrument panel. Don't knock it anymore, or it will break!" Xie Chun couldn't help but remind her.

"oh......"

Bai Ling lay on the car window and asked: "Are those humans outside fighting very good? Why can't I feel the breath of the strong?"

"Where do you get the illusion that they are strong?"

"I saw it on TV. I can also use the remote control!"

Bai Ling said proudly: "The people inside can fly with swords, their sword skills are superb, and they can also wield overwhelming sword energy. It dazzled me, but the people I meet now feel so ordinary."

Xie Chun thought for a while and explained: "There are only a handful of people as strong as me in the human world. Most of them are ordinary people to you."

"As for what you see on TV, they are all fake and were synthesized in post-production."

"To put it in words you can understand, it's just a shadow created by magic and has no actual combat effectiveness."

"Oh..." Bai Ling nodded thoughtfully: "Can you project a Bai Ling? I also want to be as powerful as those people."

"Yes, but you have to work hard to learn knowledge about the human world. Then I will find a director to film for you."

Xie Chun naturally agreed directly, at least giving her something to look forward to and enhancing her subjective initiative.

"Oh." Bai Ling stopped worrying about this and became fascinated by the colorful signs around him.

"We're here, get off the car."

Xie Chun walked to the passenger seat and opened the door for her, pulled her out, looked around, and finally found Xia Meng in front of the guy who was handing out flyers at the entrance of the mall.

Just two steps forward, Xia Meng's voice came over.

She looked at the young man handing out flyers with a serious look on her face: "So you have to raise your head and remember, you are poor, but you have self-respect!"

The buddy who was handing out leaflets was greatly encouraged by what he heard, and his movements of handing out leaflets became much faster.

Then Xia Meng added: "But you are still poor."

"..."

Xia Meng nodded with satisfaction: "Besides, you are only twenty years old. It is normal that you have not met someone you like. As time goes by, you will find that you probably will never meet someone again."

Xie Chun coughed quickly, and then Xia Meng noticed him.

She quickly gave up on the dark-faced little brother in front of her, walked up to Xie Chun and said hello, and then looked at Bai Ling next to her with confusion:

"You really brought a little girl out."

Xie Chun was immediately shocked: "Nonsense! Otherwise, why would I ask you to come here to pick out women's clothing?"

"You said "I have a friend" on the phone, so of course I thought your friend was you. "

Xia Meng shook her head regretfully: "I thought you were enlightened. I planned to dress up as a woman and finally fulfill my wish of having an extra sister. This is the seventh existence in my "100 Wish Lists in Life". "

"What the hell are you doing!" Xie Chun stared at her with a pained face:

"Let's get down to business first and buy her clothes."

"Okay, okay, what type of clothes do you want to buy her?" Xia Meng took out her notebook and recorded it.

Xie Chun thought that this thing couldn't be based on his xp. In the spirit of democracy, he asked Bai Ling directly: "What type of clothes do you like?"

Bai Ling tilted his head and thought for a few seconds, then looked at Xie Chun with clear eyes:

"As long as the master likes it, it's fine."

Xia Meng's eyes suddenly widened: "Are you... playing a big game?"

"It's not what you think." Xie Chun simply explained the situation.

"You mean she is actually your fox?"

"That's right!"

Xia Meng gently held her chin, looking like a scumbag:

"You're lying! Then why didn't my white tiger become a beautiful sister?"

"...Because my little fox is extremely talented?" Xie Chun simply proved it directly with powerful means.

After Bai Ling showed off a pair of fox ears and trembled twice, Xia Meng touched it and completely believed it.

"Such a thing actually happens. I always thought that Liaozhai was all a lie."

The three of them spent an afternoon shopping in the mall, and finally bought dozens of spring, summer, autumn and winter clothes for Bai Ling, which cost Xie Chun more than 100,000 yuan.

On the way back, Xie Chun said to Xia Meng in the back seat, "I plan to stay at your place for a few days."

"What? Are you kicked out by your little girlfriend?"

"...No." Xie Chun explained: "The main reason is that Bai Linggang has transformed and wants you to take her to adapt to human life."

"If you hesitated for 1.145 seconds, you were kicked out!" Xia Meng said with certainty.

It's numb. Why do everyone have such a keen sense of smell? Are they dogs?

"Just take it as such. There are so many empty rooms in your house that are empty anyway, why not take advantage of your own family."

Xia Meng just rolled her eyes at him and did not expose him.

Xie Chun simply drove the car to the door of Xia Meng's house and moved in without any explanation.

After setting up Bai Ling's room, Xie Chun hung up the clothes he bought for her one by one, and then said:

"If you don't understand anything, you can ask your sister Xia Meng."

"Hmm." Bai Ling looked at the luxurious decoration in the room and asked:

"Master, are your family the evil capitalists that the glasses teacher said?"

"???"

Bai Ling said seriously: "Teacher Glasses said that those who can spend a lot of money without blinking are all evil capitalists."

"Everything she said is wrong. Let your sister Xia Meng tell you later!"

Let your kid do prenatal education, and leave this to bring me some private goods, right?

Xie Chun pulled Xia Meng over to supplement her with social knowledge, while he found an empty room and piled commonly used things in it.

Finally, I sat down at the table, turned on my phone out of habit, and happened to see the pinned message.

"sorry."

It was quite expected, although it was a little faster than he expected, and Jiang Jinhua probably contributed to it.

Next time I meet you, I'll give her a good slap on the head.

He looked at the more than 800 paper cranes on the table, and after thinking about it, he continued to fold them.

If you give up now, won’t everything you did before be in vain?

When the 6th comes, just find an acquaintance to deliver the birthday gift the next day.