nownovels Chapter 157
Chapter 157
Chapter 157
Admit that this is nonsense.
Guo Degang is happy, smiling brightly.
The two of them had a sentence-to-sent dialogue, and Wang Hepeng at the far end had no good expressions, and once again he bypassed the Master and pulled Yue Yunpeng’s jacket collar with both hands.
“Come on! You take it off for me.”
Yue Yunpeng was inexplicably so, pulling away, “What are you doing! What are you doing?”
“Nonsense! What else are you doing?” Wang Hepeng deliberately didn’t explain directly, he kept losing his eyes, gesticulating to make him understand that he wanted to help himself round, “Look at the watch? Flick the dog’s tail, it’s an hour, me, do you?”
Looking at the audience to sort out his thoughts for a second, Yue Yunpeng suddenly laughed, “Hahahaha! What did he say about this?”
Guo Degang: “Yes! No such thing?”
“Yes~~~~!”
Yue Yunpeng vigorously played a long tone.
“Look!”
Once the discussion was successful, Wang Hepeng finally smiled, and returned to his position as soon as he walked away.
“Okay.” Guo Degang looked at the two of them with a smile, and then pulled Yue Yunpeng toward him again, “Since it is there, it’s easy to do, we opened our eyes.
Have you seen this before?
Come tell me something. ”
“Yes!” Yue Yunpeng was on the microphone, “No wonder 29 in the world, you can know what time is it by flirting with the dog’s tail?”
Guo Degang: “How amazing.”
Yue Yunpeng: “Is it magical?”
Guo Degang: “Hmm!”
Yue Yunpeng: “You think about why, if you think about it, just tell me.”
Hahaha!
Stepping on the laughing spot, the audience was making noise again. .
Too bad, too cheap.
It is also true that Yue Yunpeng is a little bit at a loss, obviously he doesn’t know how to make it round.
In their eyes, “Stealing a Mantle” is really a rare one. It is a traditional piece, but the performers are different, the style is different, and the lie and the lie are different.
It feels different.
The whole time was full of sights and smiles.
“What you said is really human! I ask you!” Guo Degang gritted his teeth angrily.
“I have to say?”
“What a new xuan!” Guo Degang held a fan and leaned on the table, “Since you can see it with your own eyes, you must know it.”
“Of course I know!” Taking a sigh of relief, Yue Yunpeng continued: “This incident happened in Wang Hepeng’s house. They took advantage of the money and liked raising animals.
There must be an animal paradise. ”
“That’s not bad!”
“There is everything in there, there are horses, donkeys, and mules all for themselves.”
Guo Degang said, “Yes! A family of three!”
“Go!” Wang Hepeng roared directly.
Guo Degang also reacted and spoke for Wang Hepeng, “What does it mean to be worthy of myself? Is he still acting or not?”
Wang Hepeng was speechless for a while, and the Master helped himself to speak, so he might as well not speak, and hurriedly said: “Part of it is not good enough.”
Ha ha!
The audience quackled.
Sure enough, the damages are all passed down, and Wang Hepeng’s admiration is also very good.
The character that Yue Yunpeng performed was panicked, and seemed to be stuttered, “Well, this is right anyway! There are everything, foxes, and Fox Spirit.”
“Oh! That’s right, I said that I have 17 fewer foxes.” Wang Hepeng was also quick to make a move for the Master.
Many audiences didn’t stop laughing, and suddenly gave it another shot, their faces couldn’t bear to laugh, and they kept stiffening.
This hurts, it has always been connected to the plot.
Can still evoke the picture, good guy, seventeen Fox Spirits, can this be withstood?
Yue Yunpeng: “In short, raise everything. The same goes for foxes and dogs.”
Guo Degang has no choice but to pretend not to hear, “Quickly say why.”
She really wanted Yue Yunpeng to say, how could she say it, she suddenly turned her face, her facial features were almost twisted, she was constantly anxious and entangled, but she saw the jacket on her body.
Still have to wear it.
After thinking of something, he suddenly changed back to a smiling face, “That’s it, they have everything in their house, and there are dogs. They are still in the study, this dog is very big, his head is next to the wall, and his butt is also next to the wall.”
When Guo Degang heard something wrong, he lowered his body and made an arc, “The same wall? Can it bend over?”
“No! It’s two walls, here and there.”
“If you want to say that, I can understand it. Just the Sun Yue who we talked about, and Sun Fatty got on the plane and bought two tickets, both of which are leaning against the window.”
Wang Hepeng: “My dog is older than him.”
Amidst the roar of laughter, she decisively extended her thumb to Sun Yue and Yue Yunpeng.
“That must be bigger than him! Now… he Wang Hepeng and the dog stay in the same room, and Wang Hepeng feeds the dog soya beans and drinks cold water every day.
He reads the book, flirts with his dog’s tail, and puffs~ fart! The dog farts an hour, that’s it, perfect. ”
After speaking, Yue Yunpeng was satisfied and patted his Master, “Ask him if it is like this.”
Guo Degang didn’t look at Wang Hepeng, and said in a straightforward tone: “You are farting!”
Hahahahahaha!
When the audience heard this, they leaned back and laughed.
Instant laughter lingers in the theater, this work can be described as a good job in this scene.
“Don’t ask, this pass, let me say another answer.”
At this moment, Yue Yunpeng was really helpless, and kept touching his big round face with his hands, bowing his head and looking up. It took a while before he looked up, “It’s amazing anyway.”
“Where is it magic?”
“He just reads a book, turns on the computer when he sees him, and there is time on the computer, and then he teases his dog’s tail, and he looks at the computer again and knows what time it is!”
Guo Degang smashed his eyes. No matter how tough he was, he made a dog’s tail motion. “You said, he turned on the computer, he flicked the dog’s tail, and then looked at the computer. Do you think he is superfluous?”
“What if?”
“No! This doesn’t work.”
“Oh my God! Why did he tease the dog’s tail?” Nothing could explain, Yue Yunpeng almost couldn’t bear to cry. She was very aggrieved and couldn’t continue.
The audience below is pleased to see him like this.
The laughter is not small.
With a cry of tears, Yue Yunpeng stared at her mantle, smashing his teeth and swallowing in his stomach.
“Go ahead! Oh! By the way, yes. I know what’s going on!!”
“what happened.”
“Why did he flirt the dog’s tail, because it takes too long to read books, which is not good for the eyes. If he flirts the dog’s tail, he wants to know the time and why.
Because……! ”
After a pause for half a second, Yue Yunpeng took a deep breath and said louder and louder, “Because this watch is behind the dog’s tail!!! You can see the time when you lift the dog’s tail!!! The watch is just behind the dog’s tail. !!!”
With a bang, there was applause from the audience, and they were all given to him. Good guy, this is an understandable answer.
“Look at the dog in a hurry, you are going to jump over the wall!” Guo Degang was at a loss when he saw his anxious attitude, and then slowly turned to look at Wang Hepeng, “Is that the case?”
Wang Hepeng smiled brilliantly, “Yeah! You don’t understand it, but the dog is too big to block it! For example, it is now. I can’t see him. I can see him as soon as I push you away.”
Guo Degang: “Fuck you!”
Hahahahaha!
Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck!
There was laughter and applause!
Cross talk is also getting better here, and it’s hard to tell.
The group of brothers who have been waiting on the sidelines all applauded.
It’s just that Yu Qian was suddenly called by an assistant in Ren Deyun.
Yu Qian is a bit unclear, so now it’s just right on stage and off stage.
“Uncle Yu! There was a call just now, and they are still performing. Let me tell you first.”
“What’s wrong?”
“It was from Baimei Studio. I have plans to invite Wang Hepeng to participate in a drama this year. I asked if there is a schedule.”
“Yo! Join the team of comedians? You guys know them.”
“Yeah! So I want to ask your opinion first. It seems that I intend to invite Wang Hepeng or someone from De Yun.”.