nownovels Chapter 271
Chapter 271
Chapter 271
Luan Yunping heard the undulating voice below, knowing that the lost thing was completely ringing, and still doing her own performance, “I forgot this.”
Wang Hepeng’s voice is still not small, “You really praise me!!”
“Yes, you came here by pedaling.”
“A bottle of beer should be at room temperature, not cold.”
“What’s wrong!”
“My uncle is here.”
“What a mess.”
“Can’t drink cold…”
“Fine! You stopped me.”
At this time, Luan Yunping felt wrong, completely as if she had changed a person, and came over to block Wang Hepeng’s words abruptly.
“Don’t talk nonsense! What! Why is the eldest uncle here?”
On the contrary, Wang Hepeng gave a cold snort and nodded in his direction, “You have no common sense of society.”
“Um?”
“I like to drink beer, but, I said I drink a bottle at room temperature at most.
I drink it cold, ten bottles and eight bottles are it.
My eldest uncle is my eldest aunt’s lover.
Arranged to have a drink with me at home in the evening, I have to keep my stomach and cold beer with him.
So this time I can only drink one bottle at room temperature. ”
When it came to this, Wang Hepeng put his hands behind his back and looked at Luan Yunping confidently, a little embarrassed by his 29 meaning, “So, what’s the matter with this? What do you think?”
None of the audience below the meaning knows it.
There was a loud noise.
At this moment, Luan Yunping was left alone on the stage in embarrassment. It was obvious that there was a problem with his mind just now, so he laughed a few times and looked at Wang Hepeng with a guilty conscience.
“Look! I thought it was your uncle who came.”
“Call~~~~”
The audience refused to let it go, and burst into a roar.
Wang Hepeng turned his head and continued: “My uncle is here.”
Luan Yunping: “Stop talking, it’s not a good thing.”
Wang Hepeng: “Didn’t I finish explaining this?”
Luan Yunping: “Does the explanation work?”
Wang Hepeng: “It’s not that my mouth is dirty, but your heart is not clean.”
Luan Yunping: “Who!”
“Eat and drink! Let’s go on the road!” Wang Hepeng ignored Luan Yunping’s emotions and continued to speak, “The two of them have come out and sit down.
Don’t be awkward to discuss with me, sir, let’s start! ”
“Msang Gong?” Luan Yunping suddenly wondered.
“I can’t kick it anymore. My Houtian unit is on a business trip, so don’t miss it.”
“Houtian!”
At this time, Wang Hepeng held both hands, pondered for a while, and nodded on the stage, “Okay! Wait a minute! Puff! Puff! Puff!”
“Still this movement.”
“My displacement is 0.1!”
“A displacement of 0.1! You are not as strong as a fart! I tell you, your car, eating two or two soy beans, anyone can drive.”
Hahahahaha!
Huh~~~
At this moment, Luan Yunping’s highlight moment, this sentence is so good, the burden turned very loud.
Wang Hepeng disagrees, his tone is sonorous and powerful, “You are jealous.”
“What’s to be jealous of.”
“Puff!!! The fire is on, go, start. The two are sitting in the car…” Wang Hepeng began to bump again.
“It’s still top.”
“Don’t look at the darkness, the streets are full of acquaintances.”
“That is, you are polite to anyone.”
“Go ahead, there is an old man in the front of the car. This old man is dozens of years old, hey, it’s broken!”
“What happened.”
Wang Hepeng spread his hands together, frowning and said, “The tie line has broken.”
“This car still has cable ties!”
“Oh! Uncle, don’t move.” Wang Hepeng panicked, looking at the front and shouting loudly, “Don’t move, don’t move, bang!!!”
“I hit it!”
“The old man stood up and patted the dirt on his body.
I said, why don’t you let me move and aim at your emotions? ”
“Okay! I can’t hit this at all!”
“I’ll get down quickly.
Uncle Uncle! Are you okay?
I have practiced martial arts, otherwise I have to crash.
Sorry, then I’m leaving.
Don’t tell me, you lose money.
Are you okay?
When he said it was all right, he lay down. ”
After Wang Hepeng said that his face was facing another angle, he stretched out five fingers, and changed his uncle’s tone, “Oh! Pay 50,000 yuan.”
“I said, uncle, don’t make a joke!
Where is you only fifty thousand.
If I have eight thousand, I will save a plane. ”
When it comes to saving a plane, laughter suddenly appears among the audience, and some of them even really want to hear how he saves.
Good guy, it really depends on Wang Hepeng’s mouth.
There is the picture of tying shoelaces.
“Don’t mention this.” Luan Yunping quickly asked him to turn the story.
Wang Hepeng was also full of confidence, “You count the same on the account.”
“How can you count it like this.”
“We both said that. I can’t hear it, and I lost money when I heard it. I beat her and moved to my place, dudududu~”
Luan Yunping stretched out her hand, “Is she running now?”
“This girl is really righteous.”
“Don’t hold you up.”
“The car ran away, the people ran away, I have to chase. I stood up and chased, the old man chased me behind. Three minutes later, the old man ran ahead of me.
Uncle, I am here~”
“Stop calling.”
“He turned around and chased me again. It frightened me! I ran through the streets and alleys!
In an alley, I don’t know who it is. There is a ditch on the ground, and the ditch cover has been removed.
I didn’t see it when I fell inside! ”
“Look at this.”
Wang Hepeng waved his hand and faced the audience, saying that he was okay.
“It’s not bad, hiding for a while is a while. I am hiding behind the old man and chasing him.
A cat’s waist stretches out a hand…! ”
Luan Yunping cleverly found her own talking point, and while Wang Hepeng hadn’t spoken yet, a hook came with her right hand, and she immediately asked, “Did you drag you up?”
“Cover Guy!”
“Deserve it!”
In the last sentence, Luan Yunping raised her mouth and smiled with her own happy mood, which also represented the end of the whole show.
The two took a step back completely subconsciously and bowed to the audience.
As soon as this cross talk was over, the applause from below was wave after wave, converging into an ocean-like momentum, which was more than the terrifying applause at the opening.
It has to be this way to be personally capable.
Others welcome you so much at the beginning, and when the result is over, there is a little applause, which is definitely not satisfied with the audience.
This time it’s different.
Such a big movement shows that they like the cross talk between Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping.
“good!”
“another one!”
“Hahaha!”
“Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping have one more.”
“Wang Hepeng!! Wang Hepeng!!!”
Ten thousand people in the audience were shouting the names of the actors on the stage. It turned out that these shouts were sparsely and less than one piece, but when the two people walked from the center of the stage to the side curtain.
It really reflects a sentence.
The strength of unity is great.
I don’t know what’s going on, the shouts from east to west suddenly changed to the same caliber.
All replaced by the words Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping.
The applause was embedded in the sound like embellishments, and it became surprising.
No one in the audience can’t be frightened. .