Chapter 41 The Elderly Emperor Suppresses the Holy Maiden of Merit
Chapter 41 The Elderly Emperor Suppresses the Holy Maiden of Merit
Not only have these people learned to use the internet, but they've also started committing fraud.
Manipulating a group of corpses to make phone calls to the armed security team, imitating other people's voices to rescue people, and using a diversionary tactic?
I must say, he's quite clever, but he just didn't use the right methods.
Unlike the White Bone Demon, who has become a model citizen and a moral exemplar.
Put your hands on your hips.
"I'm just getting into trouble because of the White Bone Demon. Last night I thought I'd been exposed."
Gu Bai took off his leather jacket and continued to be a homebody.
Last night, he even thought about changing his identity and living a different life.
"Find this kind of person? Forget it, too much trouble, too much exercise, not suitable."
The White Bone Demon decisively extinguished the idea.
Not to mention that he doesn't know where he is now, what if he goes to catch someone else that the police are watching and leaves a clue, exposing his true colors?
Even if none of these things happen, what if this person is a poor wretch?
If someone is gloomy and has no yang energy, it's better for them to stay at home.
Ordinary people are already quite content with their lives; they have enough to eat and drink, so they shouldn't be too greedy.
Restrain your desires.
Ding Dong
The phone rang. It was Aunt Qin: "Little Gu, there was a misunderstanding last night. I brought Qingfeng to apologize to you, but Gu Qingyi said you weren't home, so I brought Qingfeng back. Don't be angry, I've already slapped him."
"Auntie, it's alright," Gu Bai quickly replied.
"If Qingfeng ever bullies you again, just tell Auntie, and Auntie will stand up for you."
"Thank you, Aunt Qin."
"Don't be so polite with me. Qingfeng was in the wrong last night. By the way, I'll have Qingfeng bow to you and send you a video of it."
Click to watch the video.
A young man from Wu'an bowed deeply and said, "I'm sorry."
Gu Bai: "Aunt Qin, don't be so polite. Let's clear up the misunderstanding."
"Okay, I'll find a pretty and sensible little girl to introduce to you."
The White Bone Demon did not reply again. When it came to matchmaking, Aunt Qin could talk to him for three days and three nights.
Sure enough, no matter what world it is, middle-aged women love to be matchmakers.
Put down your phone, take a drag on a dildo, and pull the covers up.
Good afternoon, world.
……
Three days passed quickly, the main roads leading to various towns and villages had been cleared, and the White Bone Demon was back at work.
Guo Jin and Gu Xiaojiao sent messages, which Gu Bai glanced at and saw were asking him where to pick up pigs. Gu Bai did not reply.
When they arrived at the Liuhe Slaughterhouse, Gu Qingyi was already there.
"Today we're going to Xiahe Town, to Lao Lin's cattle farm, to pick up twenty cows," Liu Wu said.
"Are you serving beef today?" Gu Bai asked.
"It's almost Chinese New Year, and the cattle should be ready for market," Liu Wu said. "You should also set aside some for the neighbors in advance, and see how much they need."
"it is good."
After thinking for a moment, Gu Bai sent a message directly to the group of middle-aged women.
Several middle-aged women replied instantly, with Aunt Qin asking for the most: "One cow's head, four cow's hooves, and one cow's tail."
The other middle-aged women ordered beef shank, while Aunt Liu ordered beef intestines and beef ribs.
After one round, the cow was almost completely divided up.
There were still some beef scorpions and beef left, and Gu Bai planned to give some to the elderly Emperor Qin.
Grandpa Qin doesn't have much time left, so let's have a good meal.
Liu Wu said, "I estimate I'll be going to Xiahe Town these next few days. There are many farms there, but there are few drivers right now, so they're in a hurry to sell."
Gu Bai drove away, and this time Gu Qingyi brought even more equipment.
Twenty magazines, five grenades, and a full medical kit.
After a few days apart, her aura had become stronger.
I really want to take a sip; the White Bone Demon swallowed hard.
Did she realize she was craving something?
He actually kept looking at himself.
The White Bone Demon quickly put aside her thoughts and focused on driving.
Upon arriving at Lao Lin's cattle farm in Xiahe Town, cattle were successfully loaded onto the truck.
Everything was calm, and no unexpected events occurred.
They took it to the slaughterhouse, handed it over to Liu Wu, and went back to rest.
Before dawn, I got up early and had a bowel movement.
The yang energy of a cow is much more abundant and purer than that of a pig.
Really fragrant!
He secretly took a sip, then separated and discarded the beef.
Instead of going to the market, I simply delivered the meat to the entrance of the residential area and rode my tricycle back to the community.
Grandpa Qin sat leisurely in the security room, with the air conditioning on, drinking tea.
"Uncle Qin, there's some beef and beef bones left. You can take them home and eat them," Gu Bai said.
Although it has no teeth, it can still be eaten if it's cooked until it's mushy in a pressure cooker, and the bones can be used to make soup.
Grandpa Qin smiled, his eyes crinkling to reveal his neat teeth, and quickly reached out to take it, saying, "Young Gu, how could I accept this?"
"Grandpa, you've grown teeth?" The White Bone Demon was shocked. Had the old emperor lived a second life?
"Hey, you don't have many years left to live, and you have no children. You should treat yourself better. Why are you wearing dentures?" Grandpa Qin laughed.
The White Bone Demon put down the bone: "Alright, I'll head back now."
"By the way, do you have Gu Xiaojiao's contact information?" Grandpa Qin suddenly grabbed him.
"Yes, there is. What does the old man want with him?"
"That kid's good. I'd like to become sworn brothers with him."
"??"
Do you want to hear what you're saying?
Should we become sworn brothers with him?
Is this appropriate?
Gu Bai still gave the contact information to Grandpa Qin, and soon Grandpa Qin smiled even more happily.
"He really is a talent. He can fool Guo Jin, befriend the old man, act as an informant, and become a rogue."
The White Bone Demon found it somewhat appealing.
After finishing her work, the white-collar worker went home to busy herself with her needlework.
Ding Dong
My phone rang; it was a series of messages in the residents' group chat, with the property management tagging all members.
Property Manager: "Guard Qin is very dedicated and responsible. We hope the residents can understand our hard work and difficulties. After discussion, the property management will give Mr. Qin a bonus of 300 yuan."
"?"
Gu Bai was puzzled.
"Uncle Qin is awesome! From now on, if anyone says the gatekeeper is useless, I'll fight them." - Fishing expert.
"+1, +1..."
"From now on, Uncle Qin will be the only true god in my District 19. Finally, someone can cure this lunatic."
"This young man is not bad either. Let's hire him as the gatekeeper so he can work with Grandpa Qin."
Gu Bai clicked on the video out of curiosity.
In the video, Grandpa Qin and Gu Xiaojiao stand together, stopping the woman from releasing the animals.
"Why are there so many cats? They're all dirty. They haven't had a check-up or been vaccinated. They can't enter the community." Grandpa Qin stood tall and proud, his body imposing.
"These are all animals I'm going to release. They'll just stay in the neighborhood for a day. In this cold weather, can you bear to let them freeze outside?"
"One should have compassion; it's a virtuous act. If you obstruct it, you're diminishing your good karma, and you'll go to hell after you die..."
Old Man Qin sighed, "How did you know I was going to die?"
"Don't act like an old man and try to take advantage of your age! Open the door!" The woman who was releasing animals, pulling a cart full of stray cats, was also angry after being frozen for so long: "Get out of the way right now, or the gods will punish you."
"I won't allow it unless you get all the owners' consent, then vaccinate these cats and clean them thoroughly," Grandpa Qin said firmly.
"I'm taking it home, what's it to them? Why should they tell me what to do? Now, get out of my way right now..."
"Are you really going in?" Grandpa Qin looked at the girl who was releasing animals with a serious expression.
The woman releasing the animals angrily retorted, "Get out of the way right now, or I'll tell the gods and have you punished!"
"Little Jiao, help the old man up, lie down at her feet, and if you're so capable, step over the old man and go in, and take out my diagnosis... no, the old man's cancer imperial weapon."
Gu Xiaojiao silently pulled out his rectal cancer diagnosis certificate and stuck it to the woman's face: "Have you thought this through? The moment this old man lies down, you've taken a life. How much good karma can you accumulate to make up for it?"
The woman who released the animals: "??"
Late-stage rectal cancer?
"The old man's sacred artifact has also been brought out."
Gu Xiaojiao pulled out several more medical certificates: "High blood pressure, coronary heart disease, heart failure... These were just diagnosed yesterday, they're still fresh. If you provoke this old man any further, it'll be murder."
The woman who released the animals: "..."
In the end, the aged emperor, carrying the Cancer Dao Imperial Weapon, unleashed numerous sacred artifacts and suppressed the Holy Maiden of Merit in one fell swoop.
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