Chapter 81 You liar, telling me that thunder magic is science?
Chapter 81 You liar, telling me that thunder magic is science?
Two huge pools of blood, eight young men, five middle-aged men, and Ma Gan was among them.
"We need two separate baths, one for the two of them, and one for me."
Gu Bai pointed to Gu Qingyi and Yanran.
Old Wang clapped his hands, and a middle-aged woman arrived, smiling as she invited them upstairs.
As they passed the blood pool, someone whistled and winked at the two of them.
Yanran smiled slightly. If she hadn't reformed herself now, she would have already drained this group of idiots dry.
Gu Bai frowned: "The high-end route, is it just these bumpkins?"
"You brat, who are you talking about?" A young man stood up and glared at Gu Bai.
"Brother, calm down. This is Lin Yong, President Lin," Old Wang quickly tried to smooth things over.
"The big boss? Him?" Lin Yong looked at Gu Bai provocatively.
Gu Bai glanced at him: "A brat from Linjia Village? When did he become President Lin?"
He had heard about it when he was pulling pigs, and Gu Qingyi had even gone to observe it.
He suddenly became rich and started showing off everywhere, even saying he had found a master.
The world really is a small circle; you end up going around in circles with people you already know.
Lin Yong's expression changed: "You, who are you?"
The others also stood up, looking at Gu Bai warily.
Gu Bai waved his hand: "Take me upstairs, you country bumpkin."
Lin Yong's lips moved, but he didn't dare to say anything more, unable to figure out Gu Bai's background.
"Brother, come on, I'll take you upstairs. You're in room 888, and room 666 is right next door." Old Wang quickly led Gu Bai upstairs.
Inside the private room was indeed a small, individual bath, but the concentration of the blood wine was in no way inferior to that of the large bath.
Moreover, this is a circulating, living water source, continuously supplying the blood wine.
After locking the door and confirming there were no security cameras in the room, the White Bone Demon took off her leather coat and comfortably soaked in the tub.
Ding Dong
Gu Qingyi's phone rang, and she created a group chat: "A Loving Family".
This lousy group name...
The White Bone Demon was too lazy to even complain. How did they become a family?
Yanran: "There's so much yang energy, should we absorb it all?"
The Bodhisattva said, "I've discovered it's a cycle; I wonder how much they've stored up. Why don't we eat our fill?"
Gu Qingyi: "I'll listen to Gu Bai."
The White Bone Demon also wanted to eat her fill, but even with the three demons eating freely, there wasn't enough food, including Old Wang and the others.
After thinking for a moment, Gu Baifa texted: "Be careful. Today is the trial opening. If you eat too much, they will definitely notice something is wrong."
Yanran: "So your money wasn't wasted?"
Gu Bai: "Qi and Blood Pills cost five thousand, and the entrance fee is ten thousand. Just taking a sip is more cost-effective than Qi and Blood Pills."
Bodhisattva: "That makes sense. You should distinguish between being full at one meal and being full at every meal."
Yanran: "Then, will you come often from now on?"
Gu Bai: "Let's take it slow and steady. Once I sell my wood carvings, I'll treat you to meals every day."
Yanran: "Okay, don't tell anyone. Let's go undercover for ten or eight years."
Gu Bai and Gu Qingyi: "..."
I can't even guarantee it will last a few days, let alone ten or eight years?
Yanran: "I'm not stingy either. Qingyi, just pass on the teachings of Zhang Qingguan to Gu Bai."
Gu Qingyi: "I haven't learned it yet, so I don't know how to teach it. Gu Baiyang's energy is also insufficient, far from the level of cultivating thunder magic. You have already mastered it, so you can talk to him about it."
Thunder magic?
The White Bone Demon sat up straight: "You monsters can also practice thunder magic?"
Yanran: "Of course, Zhang Qingguan's thunder magic is simply the transformation of yang and yin energy into true qi when they reach a certain level. This qi vibrates the air currents, generates electric charge, and thus evolves into thunder magic. In your human terms, it's the individualization of scientific theory. The bizarre is best suited for yin thunder, while yang thunder might be less effective."
"Science? Yin lightning and Yang lightning? I'm a little curious."
The White Bone Demon was taken aback. "You, a charlatan, are trying to talk to me about science?"
Is this scientifically sound?
But it sounds like it's actually pretty scientific.
Those with abundant Yang energy transform into Taoist true Qi, which is fierce and domineering, as hot as a furnace; those with abundant Yin energy can be gentle and yin, as cold as ice.
Monsters also absorb yang energy and can cultivate yang lightning, but monsters are born yin and have different abilities, so cultivating yang lightning is much less efficient for them.
Cultivating Yin Thunder is much more efficient, and different Thunder Techniques will be generated depending on individual abilities…”
Seeing Yanran's detailed explanation, Bai Gu was deeply moved.
I, the White Bone Demon, have finally made something of myself! I can actually cultivate thunder magic!
The White Bone Demon pressed on, "Could it be that the Taoist cultivation methods and the supernatural powers circulating online are all real?"
Yanran: "It's fake. Of course, Zhang Qingguan also has some talent, plus the strange things about him help. The Wudang Taoists worked together, and scientists helped with the research. They tried it thousands of times, and only after observing the Thunder and Fire Refining Hall on Wudang Mountain did they figure it out. It's not a traditional method."
White Bone Demon: "So, there's no need to chant any spells or anything?"
Yanran: "You can chant if you want, Zhang Qingguan does know incantations, but that's to promote Wudang's reputation; if incantations were effective, who would chant them for others to hear?"
Sure enough, it's pure nonsense!
He was just overthinking things. However, if it happened again, the White Bone Demon would still choose to retreat. After all, it's best to stay away from things you don't understand.
She continued, "Just like this Bodhisattva, she's a complete imposter."
The Bodhisattva said, "You all discuss thunder magic, while I dive into this pool of blood to explore what's going on here."
The White Bone Demon quickly got up, put on her leather coat, and started soaking again.
The Bodhisattva is searching everywhere, and will surely pass by here; he must not be seen.
Gu Bai studied lightning techniques, and the most suitable one for him was the strange lightning technique, since the strange body was different from the normal body.
Monsters are inherently Yin in nature. Even though they have been consuming Yang energy and their Yin energy has long since disappeared, their true nature is still Yin.
The manipulation of thunder magic mainly relies on one's own power, which vibrates the airflow between heaven and earth, accelerates the movement and accumulation of charged particles, and transforms them into the power of thunder.
The stronger one is, the faster and more powerful the lightning can be generated.
Just like artificial rain or artificial lightning, if the environment is dry and lacks moist, cold air and cumulonimbus clouds, this kind of lightning is completely useless.
Without external conditions, one can only use the lightning power stored within the body, essentially turning oneself into a power bank.
No wonder Zhang Qingguan's thunder magic is so weak.
However, if I store up more thunder power, wouldn't the power increase?
How much thunder can Zhang Qingguan store? Let the White Bone Demon come and show you what a giant power bank is!
"It's true that what's easy for those who know how is difficult for those who don't." Gu Bai pondered, "That old turtle really has a lucky life, born with the appearance of a Xuanwu (Black Tortoise)."
The old turtle was born with the appearance of Xuanwu (a mythical creature), and lived in Wudang Mountain, coexisting with Zhang Qingguan.
He's no good as the White Bone Demon; he's a born monster!
In any era, the White Bone Demon is not auspicious.
"A deity has emerged from Wudang Mountain. Is this some kind of deliberate attempt to cultivate that old turtle into a god? Is this some kind of deification?"
Gu Bai pondered, "I should visit the Thunderfire Alchemy Hall of Wudang sometime, and it would be best if I could experience it firsthand."
Treat it as a trip.
I need to think carefully about whether I can really master this lightning technique.
A White Bone Demon who can use thunder magic?
I'm actually looking forward to it.
Soaking peacefully, the yang energy seeped into her body, and the White Bone Demon enjoyed herself immensely.
The leather jacket, however, made it a little uncomfortable.
Just like wearing a condom versus not wearing one, there's a difference.
Half an hour later, the Bodhisattva finished his investigation.
The White Bone Demon quickly took off her leather coat and continued to enjoy herself.
The Bodhisattva said, "The yang energy is abundant, equivalent to ten Blood Source Pearls. We should eat less, about half of it, and it should be fine."
Gu Qingyi: "Eating only half? Isn't that too much?"
Bodhisattva: "Gu Bai is a big boss now. What's wrong with a big boss eating something good?"
Gu Bai: "??"
Bodhisattva: "Find an opportunity to show off, like piercing a steel plate with one finger or something. If you have that ability, it's normal for you to consume more yang energy."
Gu Bai: "What if I can't break through?"
Yanran: "We'll help you."
Gu Bai: "Alright, everyone, let's eat."
After the discussion, everyone got to work.
A quarter of an hour later, the Bodhisattva said, "Something's not right. Why is the yang energy decreasing so quickly? I haven't even eaten a few bites, and a third of it is already gone."
Yanran: "I haven't eaten much either."
The White Bone Demon remained silent and took another bite.
Since I'm about to take the blame, how can I not eat more?
Gu Qingyi: "Could it be that other bathhouses have been consuming too much? Or perhaps they've been suppressing our yang energy?"
Bodhisattva: "That's possible. Never mind, let's eat quickly. We'll stop after we've eaten half. Once there are more people here, we can drain them dry without them suspecting us."
Another quarter of an hour passed, and all three ghosts and one person were satisfied.
Yanran's face was flushed, as if she were drunk.
Even the Bodhisattva was a little dizzy, but he really enjoyed the meal.
The White Bone Demon left 20% for them and only ate 30%.
"Let's go. The bureau is urging us to hurry up. We can't let them ruin our undercover operation."
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