nownovels Chapter 220 Deadpool
Chapter 220 Deadpool
Chapter 220 Deadpool
Deadpool saw Spider-Man.
His journey across parallel universes in search of Wolverine is like searching for a barely edible apple in an orchard full of rotten fruit.
Now that the golden apple is right in front of us, who cares about a bad apple like Wolverine?
"Fuck Darth Micky, fuck Sony, fuck movie budget!"
Deadpool leaped into the air, drew his pistol, aimed at the taut spider silk high in the sky, and pulled the trigger:
"Someone go tell the producers I want to change the movie's name to 'Deadpool and Spider-Man'!!!"
With Deadpool's Tarzan-like scream, a bullet blasted from the barrel, severing the spider silk Peter Parker was holding onto. "Waaaaah!"
Losing his support, Spider-Man plummeted helplessly to the ground. Considering the time frame, he had only awakened his abilities less than a month ago, and simply did not have enough experience or conditioned reflexes to deal with such an unexpected situation.
Fortunately, he had previously received a new toy from Superman.
As soon as the Green Lantern Ring was activated, an outer energy shield was generated that enveloped Spider-Man's entire body, suspending him in mid-air.
The ring's communication function also broadcast the news of its owner's attack to the other Spider-Men. In less than a second, Spider-Man Miguel O'Hara from 2099 and Spider-Man Peni Parker from EVA put down their reconstruction work and arrived at the scene with the ring in hand.
WTF!
Upon witnessing this scene, Deadpool realized that his previous assumptions had been somewhat overly optimistic.
Meeting one Spider-Man is Deadpool's "Deadpool and Spider-Man," meeting a group of Spider-Men is Deadpool's "Deadpool: Spider-Verse." As long as you put a knife to Darth Micky and Sonny's throats, everything is negotiable.
In this situation only, Spider-Man wearing a green light ring?
Even if everyone f*cks Disney and Sony, they would never release this footage.
As the person who hates Green Lantern the most on the internet, a Spider-Man shrouded in Green Lantern light is like chocolate coated with shit to Deadpool. As for a group of them, they would be enough to make Deadpool so angry that he would die on the spot.
"Which son of a bitch of a transmigrator did this? Can't they show me even a little respect?! Who gave you permission to do this?!"
The feud between Green Lantern and Deadpool is an extremely complex matter, but the Green Lantern ring almost ended Deadpool's entire acting career, and that's no exaggeration.
As a self-proclaimed Marvel superstar, Deadpool's rising resentment at this moment is almost identical to that of the original owner:
"If JFK from another parallel universe hadn't died and had traveled here, would you be giving Marilyn Monroe a sniper rifle?!"
The three Spider-Men present, who didn't recognize Deadpool at all, exchanged glances as Deadpool raged on his own. They unanimously concluded that he was a superpowered idiot and prepared to make the first move to capture him.
Deadpool was still going berserk: "Who is it?!"
"it's me."
A gust of wind swept by, and Superman arrived at the scene, facing Deadpool face to face.
Deadpool took two steps forward, carefully examining the man in the red cape before him: "Excuse me, and who are you?"
As a Marvel character, it's perfectly normal that he doesn't recognize the Superman in front of him—just a fart!
"It's you!!!!!!!!!"
Enemies meeting face to face, Deadpool roared and, after closing the distance enough, drew his twin swords from his back and slashed at Joey's neck and chest.
"You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this moment!"
Isn't this the culprit who stole the time-space watch, causing himself to be unable to teleport, and ultimately falling and being eaten and digested into excrement by a giant sandworm?
The blade gleamed with a faint green light as it slashed towards Superman; this was Deadpool's meticulous preparation for his future revenge, a testament to his deep-seated vengeance.
"A specially crafted kryptonite blade, kid!"
click!
The expected satisfying feeling of splitting the opponent in two did not come; all Deadpool could feel was the numbness in his wrist as he struck the metal, and the sound of the blade shattering in his ear.
Deadpool's premeditated sneak attack was incredibly fast. It wasn't until the blade shattered into pieces upon impact and scattered in all directions that the three Green Lantern Spider-Men present reacted, conjuring ropes to bind him tightly.
Even through the mask, Joey could see the surprise on Deadpool's face—at least now both sides were certain they had found the right one.
Unable to move, Deadpool gave an awkward smile and writhed on the ground like a clown:
"Xi, is it possible to reconcile?"
If you were a supervillain and captured by a superhero, where would you be sent?
Deadpool thought to himself -
That must be S.H.I.E.L.D., right?
Negative Space Prison 42 is also an option.
It should at least be Avengers Tower, right?
Holy crap, what the hell is NYPD?!
Deadpool, being taken to the NYPD, felt he was being subjected to the greatest humiliation of his life:
"Are you serious?"
He's Wade Wilson, the world's best mercenary (self-proclaimed), even more awesome than Slade Wilson. How could such a small police station possibly hold him?
If he wanted to, he could kill everyone in the entire station in just a few minutes!
"Behave yourself."
Seemingly having read Deadpool's mind, Joey warned him:
"If you dare to hurt anyone, I guarantee I'll roast your brain with my heat vision in outer space within a millisecond!"
This blunt threat of death immediately moved even Deadpool:
"Hey bro, which universe are you from? The DCEU universe is dark, but it's not this dark!"
After Joey and Spider-Man left, Deadpool, whose dual pistols and dual swords were confiscated and who was locked up in the detention center, idly watched the television outside the iron bars.
The broadcast was a news report by J. Jonah Jameson, the owner of the Daily Bugle.
JJ Jameson slammed his fist on the table, grabbed the microphone, and began to roar:
"This is a terrorist infiltration targeting New York!"
According to our exclusive investigation, at least 137 masked freaks claiming to be "Spider-Man" have appeared in New York!
"These perverts in red and blue bodysuits claim to be helping citizens and rebuilding the city, but they spend all day swinging on rooftops in New York!"
"If these bodysuit enthusiasts are truly 'heroes,' why don't they dare show their faces like Superman?"
"Because every faceless 'hero' is actually a bank robber preparing to rob a bank!"
These inflammatory and distorted statements were like a demonic chant, making Deadpool restless and uneasy.
"That idiot again!"
To Deadpool, the boss of the Daily Bugle is an extremely powerful superhuman whose superpower is to quickly destroy your tolerance for idiots.
"How did all the other universes' Parker manage to refrain from giving him a good beating?"
"Prison guard?! Prison guard! Change the channel! Never mind, I'll do it myself—"
Taking advantage of the guards' absence, Deadpool used his nimble little hands to pry open the iron door in no time, grabbed the remote control from the outside, and changed the channel. "From the NYT reporter's live report: With the help of Superman and Spider-Man, although some chaos and controversy have occurred, Manhattan and other damaged areas are rapidly rebuilding after the Galactus attack." Changing the channel again, "According to the Washington Post, the World Security Council announced that its executive agency will lead the formation of the 'Avengers'—."
Change the channel —
wrong!
Deadpool suddenly jolted, flipped the TV channel forward a bit—"Galactus?"
The Avengers haven't even been formed yet, and Galactus has already arrived?
What kind of hellish universe is this?!
They were lucky this time, managing to take down the Star Devourer who never goes all out. If a divine rune comes next time, they'll be in big trouble.
"I need to get out of here right now!"
Superman just warned me not to hurt anyone, but he didn't say I couldn't escape from prison!
Having figured this out, Deadpool pried open the cell door lock again:
"That's scary, I need to moisten myself first!"
"Why not lock him up here?"
When it comes to imprisoning prisoners, no one is more skilled than Batman.
So much so that when Batman first opened up this underground cavern, his primary requirement was to have Joey set aside a separate cell block.
Someone like Deadpool could be locked up until he dies without any problem.
"We already have enough troubles on our hands."
It wasn't that Joey didn't trust the security measures at their secret base; it was just that he didn't want to have anything to do with Deadpool.
Deadpool is probably still being chased by the Time Mutation Bureau, so getting him out of this universe would be a good thing for both sides.
As for now, we still need to deal with more pressing matters first.
Joey looked at Wolverine, who was trapped and unable to move by the powerful magnet:
"Tell me, how did you determine that this universe without X-Men is 'your universe'?"