Chapter 7: Gender-swapped fake human, kowtowing? 99 times? I'll kowtow you to death, you fake h
Chapter 7: Gender-swapped fake human, kowtowing? 99 times? I'll kowtow you to death, you fake h
Wan Chen Palace was once the bedroom of Meng Chen and Lin Wan, and traces of their love can be found everywhere. However, now an outsider has moved in.
"Ah Chen, why did you suddenly vomit blood? Did that sudden imperial might startle you? It's all my fault. I should have left the Taiyin Mirror for your protection."
Lin Wan sat by the bed, stroking Ye Chen's pale cheeks, feeling quite guilty, while also harboring some resentment towards Meng Chen.
So what if he came back? Why did he have to unleash his imperial might? Now look what's happened, he's hurt Ah Chen. He'll have to apologize to Ah Chen later.
After taking the pill, Ye Chen regained some color in his face. He lowered his head in self-reproach and said in a sweet voice, "I'm sorry, Sister Lin Wan. It's my body that's letting me down. It's not your fault."
As he spoke, a touch of melancholy appeared on Ye Chen's face at just the right moment, which made Lin Wan's heart ache terribly.
If only Ye Chen had a physique like Meng Chen's, how wonderful that would be.
Suddenly, Lin Wan remembered the marriage stone that Meng Chen had given her before. It was a symbol of their love and Meng Chen's wholehearted love for her.
If we use the Marriage Stone to divide half of Meng Chen's cultivation and physique, and then transfer it to Ye Chen, it will definitely solve Ye Chen's physique problem!
The more Lin Wan thought about it, the more feasible it seemed. Moreover, Meng Chen loved her so much that even if she divorced him, he would definitely agree to give her half of his cultivation.
"Ah Chen, I've thought of a way to solve your physical problem..."
Lin Wan told Ye Chen about the Marriage Stone and the method of separating physique and cultivation level. Ye Chen's eyes widened. He was amazed.
After a brief moment of surprise, Ye Chen immediately shook her head and said in a sweet voice, "Sister Lin Wan, Brother Meng Chen is your Daoist partner. I don't want my problem to cause you two to divorce. Let's just forget about it."
"Besides, Brother Meng Chen is back, so I should leave now. I'll pack my bags and go."
After Ye Chen finished speaking, he tried to get up, but Lin Wan pressed him back down.
"Ah Chen, don't worry, Meng Chen loves me very much. He will agree to anything I ask. Also, the Taiyin Holy Temple is your home. You don't need to go anywhere else. I'm not afraid that Meng Chen will misunderstand anything. After all, I only treat you as a younger brother."
"Sister Lin Wan, you're so good to me~"
Upon hearing this, Ye Chen immediately fell into Lin Wan's arms and thanked her sweetly.
Lin Wan patted his back lightly, without any thoughts of gender difference, after all, she only regarded Ye Chen as a younger brother.
"Tsk tsk tsk, what a loving sibling couple, adulterers and adulteresses."
Suddenly, a mocking laugh rang out, startling Lin Wan, who was holding Ye Chen, to turn around and see Meng Chen had appeared in the hall at some point.
Lin Wan was displeased when Meng Chen barged into Wan Chen Palace. She shouted angrily, "Meng Chen, didn't I tell you to wait where you were? What are you doing here?!"
Here it comes, a typical female-oriented reprimand, the main theme being: if you don't listen to me, I'll start scolding you.
When Ye Chen heard Lin Wan call out "Meng Chen", he looked over and began to scrutinize Meng Chen, a calculating glint in his eyes.
The Great Emperor? If I could get half of his cultivation and physique, wouldn't I be soaring to new heights?! No! Half isn't enough, I want it all!
Immediately, Ye Chen raised her head and said sweetly, "Sister Lin Wan, don't be angry with Brother Meng Chen. He just doesn't know that you're going to take care of me."
"Maybe I should leave. I don't want you to be misunderstood by Brother Meng Chen."
"Brother Meng Chen, now that you're back, I'm returning Sister Lin Wan to you. Please don't misunderstand me and Sister Lin Wan; we're just siblings."
Ye Chen's affected manner, especially his effeminate voice, was exactly what Meng Chen liked.
The mistresses and protagonists in female-oriented novels are all like this—each one more effeminate than the last, like castrated eunuchs.
What? The male lead's wrist is firmly held by the female lead, and he can't break free no matter how hard he tries? What? The mistress is grabbed by the hair and dragged out by the female lead, and she can't break free no matter how much she struggles...?
When Ye Chen's words reached Lin Wan's ears, they were immediately filtered and interpreted as Meng Chen wanting to get rid of Ye Chen, which made her furious on the spot.
"Meng Chen, don't think that just because you're my Daoist partner you can drive away anyone from my side. A-Chen is my younger brother; don't taint our relationship with your filthy heart!"
Is my heart dirty?
Meng Chen didn't get angry; instead, he laughed. He couldn't help it; it was just too funny.
"Lin Wan, do you even listen to what you're saying? I cultivate the Great Dao of the Sun, which is upright, righteous, magnificent, and sacred, and cannot tolerate the slightest filth. You fucking say my heart is dirty? Then there's probably no one in this world with a pure heart."
"Of course I have! Ah Chen's heart is the purest in the world. You kneel down and apologize to Ah Chen right now, and kowtow ninety-nine times, or don't expect me to forgive you!"
Lin Wan was furious when she heard Meng Chen's "sophistry" and demanded that he kowtow ninety-nine times.
Meng Chen could only say, this is too much like a female-oriented novel, too much like a human interest!
With the progress of the times, female-oriented content can no longer satisfy simple, illogical stories; they have embarked on a new evolution, reaching an unprecedented level.
Its name is "Gender-Swappy Pseudo-Human!"
Plots like the one where a junior sister in the Qi Refining stage smears a senior sister in the Mahayana stage for stealing a Foundation Establishment Pill are like top-grade herbs, peerless elixirs, and excellent stories compared to gender-swapped pseudo-humans.
As for what a gender-swapped pseudo-human is, simply put, it's copying a female-oriented storyline, replacing the female lead with a male lead, and replacing "she" with "he," except that most of them are not completely censored.
For example, such as...
A gender-swapped urban pseudo-human fiction: The CEO's wife loves me to death, but when her childhood sweetheart returns, she not only abandons me ninety-nine times, but also locks me up until I no longer love her and she has thirty days left before leaving. Only then does she regret it and beg for my forgiveness...
A pseudo-humanist story set in a gender-swapped era: The female troupe leader loved me to death, but for her comrade's younger brother, who pretended to have depression, she not only forced me to give up ninety-nine times, but also made me give up my university spot to him. After being reborn, I no longer loved her, chose to distance myself from her, and went to university. Without my care, she was filled with regret and begged for my forgiveness…
Gender-swapped ancient pseudo-humanist story: A female general was forced to marry me, but when the prince returned, she forced me to bleed ninety-nine times to save him and even killed our child. Only after my death did she realize her mistake and weep over my remains...
Pseudo-human fiction about a gender-swapped family: My adoptive sister and fiancée both fall in love with my junior schoolmate. They not only ignore me but also abandon me ninety-nine times. So I give up on them and choose to study abroad. They're going crazy looking for me...
A pseudo-humanistic story about gender-swapped childhood sweethearts: Both of my childhood sweethearts said they wanted to marry me and attend the same university, but they humiliated me ninety-nine times for the sake of a transfer student. I suddenly realized my mistake and decisively chose another university. They regretted their actions and frantically begged for my forgiveness...
These pseudo-gender-bending novels typically begin with ninety-nine acts of kowtowing, ninety-nine beatings, ninety-nine electric shocks, ninety-nine marriage proposals, and ninety-nine periods of solitary confinement…
There are also things like being thrown into boiling water at 100 degrees Celsius until their intestines are ripped out, having all four limbs broken, or having their hearts ripped out, but still not dying.
Then the fake protagonist suddenly realizes his mistake and says things like "I don't love anymore," "I don't want it anymore," and "I've decided to quit." After that, he either goes abroad, goes to university, or fakes his death.
He's a complete waste with brain damage. Any normal man would just go back and fight his way out. What's the point of going abroad or being reborn? Even if he were reborn, he'd still be a waste.
In the end, it was only through the fact that the fake female lead suddenly realized that the mistress had let something slip, and then she regretted it and begged the fake male lead for forgiveness.
The fake male protagonist says he doesn't care anymore, he only feels endless emptiness.
Empty Brother is the most disgusting. Even if this kind of fake male protagonist dies, it will only pollute the air.
As for those junior students, adopted brothers, white moonlight, and mistresses who interfere in the relationship between the male and female protagonists of the fake story.
Meng Chen said that this was the most enjoyable thing. If he were to transmigrate into a pseudo-human world, he would be one of them.
He not only had his way with all the female protagonists, but also acquired a large fortune. In the end, he landed safely, made his way abroad, and suffered no repercussions.
The entire story of "Pseudo-Humanities" consists of 99% of the plot involving torturing the male protagonist, while the female protagonist's regret is only briefly mentioned.
Without a doubt, the experiences of those pseudo-male protagonists are all based on the author's own experiences, only the regret of the pseudo-female protagonist is fictional.
Meng Chen looked at Lin Wan, who was demanding that he kowtow to Ye Chen ninety-nine times, and suddenly reached out, grabbed Lin Wan's head, and then...
Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud...
"You want to kowtow, huh? You want to kowtow ninety-nine times, huh? Kowtow to me, kowtow! Kowtow! I'll kowtow you to death, you hypocrite!"
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